Apologies for my absence. No excuses, just a combination of pure idleness, very little time and a total lack of imagination.
Anyway to save my time and yours here’s a list of things I’ve done since I last got my lazy arse on the computer.
Got a new nephew (hello Ethan)
Went to Thailand (it sucks)
Met my niece Tia, the sweetest child on the planet (Buck your ideas up B Girl)
Re-decorated the living room (it rocks)
Made numerous cakes (all chocolate)
Watched 396 hours of English television
Met my new best mate (hello Chloe)
Become a Buddhist (albeit a swearing, meat eating, spider killing Buddhist)