So many un-answered questions…
Can ice skaters actually hear the music they ‘dance’ to? If so why are they ‘dancing’ to a completely different piece of music?
Why do shops never stamp the guarantee card in your mobile phone box? I’m guessing it’s so that when your mobile phone breaks you have to go to the shop, who send you to the service centre, who send ya right back to the shop to GET the GUARANTEE CARD STAMPED.
Why do babies shit 30 seconds after you have put on the clean nappy?
Why is it OK for the woman across the hall to leave her smelly bin bag outside the door because she pays someone to collect it (noisily at 3 in the flaming morning) and I can’t do the same because Stef takes mine down?
One of those days I’m afraid.