Did you know Perez Hilton blogs 6 or 7 times a day? What’s up with that! I can’t even be arsed to blog 6 or 7 times a month. Must try harder.
I went to the hairdressers yesterday and my god that bloke is a bloody legend (and cheap). Check me out, what with my hair and sunglasses I am slowly becoming Italianised.
And, as if you needed further proof that I have nearly shaken off the last vestiges of Englishness, behind me you will see the bidet in my bathroom and yes I use it and no not for washing my feet.